Friday, February 8, 2013

It's 8th Period

And I'm at home eating chocolate cake in a ramekin which is both under cooked and overcooked which I don't think was possible, but Ed Sheeran has the voice of an angel and green tea is life. Also going through all the photos we took on the beach and feeling very depressed and nostalgic and annoying because I want my sister to draw 5 pictures of me taking a picture of my bandana. Feeling a bit full of ourselves are we now? Why yes we are. My mom just came back from Wegman's and she bought cranberry juice. I'M SMILING.

So without further ado, here are some failed attempts of taking a picture every hour for a day:

                                             7:00 am: The cover is squishy. So I'm reading it.
8:00 am: After. Yes, I realize it's confusing.
8:00 am: Before. Has your mind been blown yet?
 8:30 am: Someone take me to the framer's market so I can buy handmade rings and take pictures of them on the bus ride to school.
                                               8:50 am: Those cliche pictures of your feet.
                                10:30 am: Because every classroom needs an upside down map.
                                                    11:02 am: Please feel free to translate.
                           11:03 am: I've wanted an "I Love NY" T-Shirt for how long now?
                      11:03 am: One day I'll be cool enough to do this whislt walking to class, and not trip on the floor or crash into a cute couple holding hands.
                  11:05 am: The shirt I wore while eating ridiculously expensive chocolates.
            11:06 am: I would like to own more floral sneakers please and thank you very much.
                                           11: 08 am: IDK man, I just really like this picture.
         11:10 am: Taking pictures of your earring with people walking by can be very awkward, and results in your friend mentally face palming herself.
                       11:11 am: God bless the person who decided to put umbrellas on shoes.
                                     12:18 pm: The result of 3+ people sharing one locker. This is somehow artistic.
 11:20 am: Smexy morning clothes. Annie's wearing workout clothes because she's so chill that she went running in the morning when it was snowing. Meanwhile I was eating a grapefruit in a bathrobe and a blanket. And a half pony tail half bun. We're very attractive.
                              1:43 pm: I'm really enjoying the goldfish in the top left corner.
                                                      1:48 pm: It makes my heart melt.
 1:51 pm: This fell out in the middle of an English presentation on society in post revolution Iran. Just a little fun fact about my life.
                                          3:37 pm: The tables fold in half if you elbow them.
 3:42 pm: Taking this picture makes your friends yell at you to hurry up so you don't miss the bus.

















                                          Let's keep today's multiple choice simple shall we?

a: Anything in a mug is bound to be disgusting and hilarious.

b: Installing wood floors means dancing around in near empty rooms the Mariana's Trench and The Wombats.

c: Every Spanish teacher's room should have a coffee tree with only one pod on it.

d: Taking fashion blog pictures in the school's designated make out spot can be awkward. But is doesn't have to be.

                                                             Lots of Blogging Love,
                                                                        Dodie

Sunday, February 3, 2013

#Replace1DLyricsWithBeyonce

Because the Superbowl, Beyonce, One Direction, and Harry Potter go together like nothing else I know. Currently hyperventilating on a yoga mat because these Superbowl blackout tweets are hilarious, and all the top retweeted tweets for the world trends are Harry Potter related. My life has been made. Mind you I haven't seen Beyonce's performance yet, but from what I've read I'll be asking myself why I'm not her when I rewatch it as many times as I can before the bus comes tomorrow morning. But I'm lame and get tired at 10pm so here are this weeks "I can't wait till the weekend so I can watch Grey's Anatomy" shots:
























Now for some much needed multiple choice so I can get to bed before midnight:

a: In the incredibly wise words of my friend: "Green tea all day every day"
b: Those gorgeous Danish waffles are 120 calories a pop. One day I ate 20. I'll let you do the math
c: When I find random buttons lying around the hose, my natural instinct tells me to go make earrings and bang my head on an open cabinet door in the process
d: Blow pops are 25 cents each
e: Why We Broke up sounds like a T-Swizzle song
f: Giant bags of Hershey Kisses being gifted to you while you're eating breakfast leads you to sit outside on the front porch texting your friend about it because the reception's best
g: The same friends that dressed you like a hipster to make a blueberry cake for your geometry teacher
h: "porch" is a strange word. We should launch a full out scientific investigation about it
i: This last picture is 5.8MB and because of that I can't use it as my Twitter background

Lots of Tumbling Down Tumblr. Love,
Dodie